A Bird Story
So on Sunday afternoon, my aunt and I ran a few errands. One of the places that we stopped was a bird store to pick up some more seeds for the feeders outside the kitchen window. Some very beautiful birds come and eat here. They are fun to watch. Anyway, we put the seed in the trunk and when we got home unloaded it. I know that you can imagine how long that took to unload. Not long. So later in the day, we decided to go to a lake to take a picture of Flat Stanley (more on that later). We were trying to get the dog Timber in the car when all of a sudden I noticed something moving inside the car. At first I thought a bird flew by on the other side of the car...but no, it was inside the car! Flying around in the car for who knows how long. And how the heck did it get in there anyway??? I have no idea. The stupid thing wouldn't come out either. We opened all the doors and then sent Timber in to scare the bird out. The funny part about the story is that I washed my car on Saturday. It was a big day. The first time I have washed the car since I moved here. The rain seems to do the trick most of the time. But we haven't had rain recently. When my aunt came out on Sunday she noticed a huge bird poop run down the driver's side door and poked some fun about washing the car and then a bird ****ing on it. Little did she know that later in the day, a bird would get in the car and poop all over!! All over! I am finding bird poop on the steering wheel, the shifter thing, the doors, and the seats. It is NASTY! So there you have it...a bird story.
posted by Erin @ 6:55 PM
4 Comments:
That is a funny story. i laughed. sorry the bird had to poop in your car though. I bet it was scared.
that was a great story! I laughed a lot! I love stories... the other day I asked a friend what she was doing for the weekend and she got really embarrassed and said, "well, I got a speeding ticket and I can't afford to pay it so I am spending the weekend in jail." I did have sympathy for her, but I felt bad because my initial response was to laugh and say, "thats a GREAT story that you'll be able to tell people about for years to come."
So, sorry about the bird poop, but I laugh thinking, "what a great story."
what a ***tty story! haha. okay, melissa demented humor. sorry for the mess though. bird poop is super acidic and gross. here's to hoping you get it all out. or just take it to a professional to clean. give them the dirty work. ha! i love the running puns here.
Ha ha, Melissa's comment made me laugh pretty hard and so did the bird story. I can relate to stupid bird stories. Wish I could have been there to see it!
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